Bubble, press release: "Free Champagne Reception". Justin: Oh, she's not a good slimmer, sweetie. Just your old mother clutching at straws. Because I'm the successful one now, aren't I? Tell them, tell them the car hasn't arrived, there's traffic door-to-door, and I'm not well!

Labour Party Man: [shocked] Oh my god! Eddie, Patsy: [singing] They say our love won't pay the rent... Eddie: I'm Cher, Patsy.

Eddie: Right. Eddie: I did tell you the facts of life, didn't I, sweetie?

I need one now before the menopause drags me into her gaping jaws. "But I want to go somewhere interesting and meet exciting people". It's just... Eddie: Well, darling, you have just sort of abandoned me in this sort of wilderness of potential greatness and fabulousness, haven't you?

If you have any questions feel free to get in touch. Cromwell?

Anyway, did I tell you Bubble's not there anymore, she's gone. Mrs. June 'Gran' 'Mother' Monsoon: That's right.

At least you were breast-fed.

Good Morning Television. It'll be alright with a bit of jewellery. Patsy: [nervous on TV] You can never have enough hats, gloves and shoes. Patsy: I thought a little mosey down Bond Street, a little sniff around Gucci, sidle up to Ralph Lauren, pass through Browns and on to Quags for a light lunch.

At her age the flesh slides off the bone like a well-cooked chicken. Saffie: But you were too old to be a punk, weren't you? Eddie: Garden implements, that sort of thing. God, it's like living with a chronically-depressed budgerigar, living with you. I mean, you've tried every fad-drug, every fad-diet that's ever existed.

It'll make "Mommie Dearest" look like "Winnie The Bloody Pooh". It's Eddy.

Eddie: All right, we'll finish off the Beluga. It's where your interests connect you with your people.

Together, they make a neurotically selfish pair of friends who never outgrew their 20s. Always pouting. You've let them ruin your figure. Huh? God, what can they be doing? Magda: If the models get any younger, Pats, they'll be chucking foetuses down the catwalk! Really tough. Bubble: I'm not completely useless, you know.

Saffie: So who was I breast-fed by?

Eddie: [trying to complete a jigsaw puzzle] It's so stupid! Eddie: No, no grave for me, darling.

Huh?

That'll be drinks and a press call.

Wait for this: "Eddy: Still no thinner.". My daughter wouldn't have allowed me to buy it. [pours some champagne into a glass] I mean, you know, let them write what they want .

I’ll be the judge of that.’, 2. I can't go on until I'm sure. Nurse: Use your fat bottom and plug up the ozone layer.

You don't see spiders scuttling into the corner. Click, click, click, click.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and get dressed. Ya know? [slams her handbag down] Hmmm? Eddie: He'd want you to be there, as well.

Justin: Now, now, now, now! Saffie: Pre-knife.

It's hell. Patsy: Good Morning, Television? I mean, I could go out and buy a lot of new clothes two sizes too small. Custom and user added quotes with pictures. 10.

Eddie: No, I wasn't. Why don't you trade yourself in? I mean Princess Di has... Eddie: ...to have somebody to sit next to. He doesn't just choose the color himself, darling. Eddie: All right, we'll finish off the beluga.

Go on... Go on! Patsy: Me looking fabulous.

Saffie: [Edina turns off the music] Thank you. What do you see?

Let's speak in tongues - boolooloolooloolooloo! Those questions were transparently for a much younger woman. Malcolm: I am doing everything I can within the law. Hugh Grant at his best, this underrated romcom is definitely worth a watch (or a re-watch, as it always seemed to be on TV in the noughts...). [She turns to leave, but... ] No I'm not going yet! Your mother never loved you at all.

This is an A6 sized (10,5 cm × 14,8 cm // 5.8'' × 4.1'') greeting card, featuring a illustration by Michael Jefferson. Not the deal. Make me a cup of coffee, darling. Nurse: You want to move that fat bottom of yours and get your mouth sewn up. Saffie: My hair is not anywhere near you! Eddie: [about the Nicotine patches on Patsy's back] They're actually, most of these seem alright darling. I never had the things you had when I was born. Patsy: [to Saffy] Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL.

I hate you! Patsy: [to Antonia] Would you like to follow me into my gracious drawing room? Eddy:   ‘Only in LA, darling.’, 7.

The opening of the stone was far more interesting than the drawing that I had done on it. No! My original idea. In face, I think I will.

Saffie: I lived with you and that piece of flint! I don't want to end up as some drugged-up zombie in a hospital, alright? Eddie: [drunkenly getting into the right side of a French car] Shit! I'm going to see if I can last another fifteen minutes. NORMAL? No, that's not right. Before my creative hormonal oil-well dribbles to a halt. Insects, insects! God! Eddie: A shop? Eddie: My shop, remember? Which I don't normally do because I find myself falling back to sleep like that. I hate France, I hate it! Prince William's Secret Coronavirus Diagnosis Displays Our Double Standards With The Royal Family, Who Is Jacob Busch? Eddie: I know what I'll do, I'll wait 'til Patsy gets here and phone her doctor. They've got to go, darling, so I can return to some degree of normality. Patsy: Eddy, do you remember that time I went out with Ferruzzi? The actress and a friend nail Edina and Patsy's look on Halloween in Los Angeles. Patsy: I need to see my lawyer.

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Eddy!

Jennifer Saunders has confirmed she’s completed an Ab Fab film script, called Edina and Patsy.

If you tell anyone what he said, I'll kill you. Catriona: And she believes chairs are as important to civilisation as a masterpiece of something. Eddie: [to her ex-husband Justin] How you could have chosen to live with an evil, vicious, pot-bellied, ugly little dwarf is beyond me!

South of France. Eddie: Is champers all right with you, Pats? I shan't let this thing affect me in . Mother: What might one use to put the tea in the pot with, dear? Huh? Eddie: Oh, where is Bubble? Nurse: My God, woman! Saffron: It's a sticker with a green tree on it. You might pick up a few tips for the Debating Society, you never know. Patsy: [about Edina's cell phone ringing] Oh, Eddie... is it... Is it a bee? I've seen "Casualty", I know what goes on.

I don't want that- exchanging e-mails with some old age bloody hippies with more information at their fingertips than is safe to know about. Huh? Edina: Your t**s are the key to your cage, darling. Penny Caspar-Morse!

Get out, go. Paula Yates, her book, "If I Can't Have A Career, Why Should They?". Bubble: Good, I think.

Patsy: It was one of your account cabs, Eds.

I mean, look at you.

Little coffins full of bones and bumps. Saffie: Major motion pictures are made, huge concerts are put on in stadiums.

It's a special fast. Panic attack! They're just receycled snaps. They're all objets from my shop, darling, so keep the price tags showing.

[to Saffron] Can you believe he's not going to give them to me, darling!

I didn't make the call, but she's very game and a really nice person. Because I want to tell ya, I've got my fantastic bone structure. Well, in fact you're front page on most of them, darling. Eddie: [flinging it behind her shoulder] Next! Every pore is now an over-eater! "She's on the TOILET." Eddie: [to Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton] Well, see, the trouble with you is you're not giving me anything. If you need a reason to re-watch Clueless (as if! Not only that, but Legally Blonde taught us some invaluable lessons.

', Eddie: 'In this body there is a thin person dying to get out' Saffie: What is it? Chance would be a fine thing. Eddie: Sweetie, if it was that easy, everyone would be doing it. I want better for you, I don't want you ending up like me, with all my complicated, but still rather marvelous hang-ups. Oui, oui! Everyone's pregnant, well Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez, Elizabeth Banks, Brooklyn Decker and Anna Kendrick are, and everyone is on some level is scared for what's to come. You're gonna have to go. They're just mags. I've got some important information I have to tell you. I should just be eating green and white holistic food, shouldn't I sweetie?

[starts to read another feature] Continued on page five. I PR things. Eddie: Sweetie, darling, could you just stop that minute and come and help me here? She doesn't want somebody to talk to, darling. It's something you never forget. Booze, sweetie? Why, oh why, do we pay taxes, hmmm?

"Absolutely Fabulous Quotes." Saffy: ‘I’m sorry, Mum, but I’ve never seen what you actually do’ Eddie: Not quite with it, darling, are you? Patsy: Easy going sex with gorgeous, underage youths... Eddie: I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs. Darling, look at Mummy. Patsy: My mother didn't give birth. I have a life to lead! Patsy: One whiff of a cocoa bean and our customers would fly like vampires before garlic. The whole packet!

It's alright, isn't it? Bubble: I know. Places. She's doing her best, I'm sure. Antonia: [interviewing Patsy for "Hello!" Edina: [to Saffy] Sweetheart, just a little filling. Studio, darling.

They don't wanna know your mum's your best friend, do they?

Family? This is a, sort of... corpse... in an open, oaken, oblong coffin... Silky lining. Bubble: I turned on the, ah, watchamacallit this morning.

I'm not talking to you. Colours may vary slightly.

[Edina looks disappointed] Sorry. Eddie: It's damages, sweetie, for those long crippling hours of painful labour I went through on your behalf. Plum Berkeley: Is she pregnant by that big black guy? Eddie: Morning, sweetie. Spend, spend, spend. I can't miss a night's work and let my public down. You're always right!

At least that way, you’re unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously.’, 11. I want to, you know, buy some art. 5', Patsy: 'I know what you're feeling, darling, but really, I don't even care', Saffy: 'You've been getting dressed for three hours and you still look like a bloated citrus fruit', Patsy: 'She's emaciated.

Pick up a spoon, put coffee in cup, pour on boiling water... Eddie: ...Yes, yes, and scald hands and get third-degree burns, screaming in agony. Black, I shouldn't drink milk. Jun 30, 2020 - Explore LynnSMaid's board "Patsy stone", followed by 475 people on Pinterest. Be a bit more careful next time. You know, people will think, "Wow, it's a La Croix! You asked the question. Hmm, but they were just palpitations, for God's sake! She looks like a classic bimbo to me.

[pause] Well done, darling, well done! Patsy: Eddie, we simply cannot allow them to cut us off like this. Eddie: Right. Mary, come in here a minute and look at this? You know those crap-head add-men over there, you know, those kings of bastardization that have just taken everything that was ever real and genuine and honest and original and attached it to a toilet cleaner! Hockwenden, Ruttenstein, Vandebilt, Rothschild, Hookenfookenberger, Dachshund, Rottweiler, sweetie.

Eddie: In this body there is a thin person dying to get out. Come on, Bubble, try and concentrate! I think it's marvelous the way that you know where things are, darling. [to Edina] Mum, it's the Betty Ford Clinic. Patsy: [to Eddy] Darling, darling, do think it's time for a little collagen? Everything is raw. Eastern Europe?

[Claudia Bing and her colleagues are laughing] Yeah you can laugh, but you know something- I don't want more choice I just want nicer things! Anyway, darling, who was it you were with last night? Patsy: Well Harvey Nicks have got some really tasty little black numbers at the moment. Sometimes you get into a porn loop and just can't get out. Eddie: My Doctor Philip, darling. [scrapes it off the toast] That's better.

Funny what, darling?

There's just this little wound under my eye that won't heal.

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